*NOTE* WOW.... this site doesn't allow me to copy and paste from my email to HERE.... so I have to retype what I sent to my email while I was on the toilet before...
anyways.... heres what I wrote while on there before...
Having a quick sit down before taking holly for a walk. Didnt want to bring the lt in to convalute and hold up The process. Heres a thought tho, maybe i should close the bathroom window. Not that its cold per say, but with the rest of the house Warmer it feels like really cold on my ass cheeks when i sit down. Man a million dollar invention? Heated toilet seats. I should look into that.
I than proceeded to send THIS message to a bunch of my contacts on my phone...
Million $ invention. Heated toilet seats. that way u can hav the window open 2 let the stank out but the next person doesnt get a cold ass. Who wants to invest?
Here are the responses I got....verbatim
"sorry to tell u but there's heated toilet seats already."~Gf's Sister
"what about in the summer aircodition"~friend and ex co worker
"wow. thats pretty good"~friend, drummer/co singer/co song writer in my 1st band
"lmao... japanese beat u to it... heats/sprays water/ has air that dries... going to lunch now baby~gf
"Right after i buy that bridge you offered last week"~family
"dude, they already have them in Japan!"~friend from the UK
"I believe its been done :-P"~friend and ex co worker
"Remind me of a joke. Wut do pussy n a warm toilet seat hav in common? They both feel great but u cant help but wonder who was there before u."~friend
"Too late my man! Japanese company already makes them!"~friend and ex co worker
"We need one for the back shop right away! You're alive!!!"~friend and ex co worker
"Sorry man those already exist lol... back to the drawering bored"~friend
"Lmao"~friend
So the moral of the story? Either, I should be happy cause I'm as smart as some japanese dude, or, I should be sad that I'm a repetitive lessoff with no original ideas of my own.... HM....
Damn those Japanese, they are always way ahead of everybody.
ReplyDeleteOkay, here's an idea, Phil.. toilet seat that plays ur fave music.
Your cool Asian friend,
Boz.